I just like seeing you happy– Luke Danes (via heartcirclesquaretriangle)
Luke: What’d you just do?
Luke: You put the cookie down.
Luke: You ate the cookie, and then you took a cookie out of the box and put it where the cookie you just ate was.
Luke: Well, that’s nuts.
Lorelai: Rory made this for me, I don’t wanna ruin it.
Luke: Then why’d you eat the cookie?
Lorelai: ‘Cause I wanted a Mallomar.
Luke: But why didn’t you just eat one out of the box?
Lorelai: ‘Cause this one was right here. The box was all the way in the cupboard.
Luke: But you had to go to the cupboard to get the box to replace the cookie you ate off the table.
Richard: I have someone I would like you to meet. [frowns] Lorelai. Have you been there the whole time?
Lorelai: Yes... I have.
Richard: Well, I didn't see you.
Lorelai: Well I had my cloaking device activated, so...
Richard: Ah. Trix, this is my partner, Jason Stiles. Jason, this is my mother.
Jason: It's a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Gilmore.
Gran: You're very young.
Jason: Oh, no, no, no, not so young.
Gran: Oh, I think I know if someone is young or not.
Emily: For God's sake, Jason, just be young.
Lorelai: Cloaking device. Never leave home without it.